faeiouck: shady-bacon: faeiouck: “all slytherins are evil” “all gryffindors are good guys” “ravenclaws are nothing but nerds” “hufflepuffs don’t do anything” Name one evil Gryffindor. One. peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
kirawonrey: After the last episode of GOT, I feel like my immense love for Sandor Clegane can only be expressed through shitty MS Paint art.
deanisanactualprincess: grumpygandalf: commander-cosmo: petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch make hank green find the thing
75-year-old Pakistani man killed by a white man... →
deafmuslimpunx: thirstrani: Detectives appeal for witnesses after Mohammed Saleem, 75, was stabbed to death as he returned home from local mosque But no one is going to talk about this, are they Disgusting… may the poor man rest in peace.
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most...– Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via rosenlaui) This is why he’s not allowed to go shopping without Martin Freeman. He does this (via tiger-in-the-flightdeck) Lol oh my god dying from the cute (via jupitereyed)
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
gallifrey-feels: underutilized-nerdgirl: im-an-angel-you-asshat: Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back. Gabriel Sherlock fandom. 1903. That is all.
marielikestodraw: pahnem: mercuriesrising: aparticularlygoodfinder: Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601” When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!” And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard you tip them right over the edge of a bridge you fucking didn’t oh my god.
special-snowflake-hall-of-fame: stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland: As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER. One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR...
thetenthdoctorscompanion: britishfan221: fitzherbert-s: scaredpotter: shoutout to the people who still post harry potter 15 months after the last film and 5 years after the final book #after all this time? HAS IT BEEN FIVE YEARS OH GOD
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: priored: THAT EPISODE LEFT MORE QUESTIONS THAN IT ANSWERED that’s the norm for this show the fuckin title is a question
Our son Brannock!
In Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince,...
redvinesgiraffe: fauxgingerwithasoul: MARGARET THATCHER TRIED TO THROW THE MINISTER OF MAGIC OUT THE WINDOW. SHE WASN’T CALLED THE IRON LADY FOR NOTHING. oh my Rowling
jew-crew: firstdandelions: hELP MY PARENTS SAID THAT I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THE INTERNET AND THEY LIMITED IT TO 2 HOURS A DAY I CAN’T LIVE WITH THAT AND THEN I SAID: ‘MY FOLLOWERS WILL BE SO ANGRY’ AND THEY SAID: ‘OH REALLY, WHAT ARE FOLLOWERS EVEN FOR’ AND WE MADE A PROMISE THAT EVERY NOTE THIS POST GETS WILL BE +1 MINUTE EVERYDAY congratulations, you can now spend 13 days on the...
crowleyaziraphale: jensen and daneel are having a baby
portobelloroad: I really like how all the dwarfs are pretty ugly then you have kili, supermodel of middle earth.